Molly FAQ

Important questions. Highly scientific answers.

Why is Molly always watching the window?

The outside world is suspicious and full of moving objects. Birds, leaves, and distant humans must be monitored at all times in case they attempt something unexpected.

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How many naps does Molly need per day?

There is no known upper limit. Molly believes in rotational napping: couch nap, floor nap, sunbeam nap, and emergency nap in case of stress.

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Does Molly like toys?

No. Toys are considered decorative objects with no strategic value. They may be inspected once and then ignored forever.

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How does Molly detect snacks?

Her ears are tuned to frequencies used only by wrappers, cupboards, and human guilt. Detection usually happens before the snack is visible.

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Why does Molly sit in doorways?

Doorways are important philosophical locations. They represent the boundary between rooms and must be guarded thoughtfully.

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Is Molly brave?

Emotionally, yes. Physically, no. Molly practices cautious bravery by barking from safe distances.

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Why does Molly dislike rain?

Rain is wet, confusing, and appears without warning. It violates several of Molly’s personal rules about comfort.

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What does Molly dream about?

Experts believe her dreams involve snacks, dramatic escapes from the vacuum, and large mysterious couches.

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